Brutalist Scottish Calendar 2027 — Anti‑Design, Dark Humour, Conceptual Art

A Year in Geographical Captivity

£14.75

A calendar that refuses to be uplifting.

The Brutalist Scottish Calendar 2027 is a conceptual art piece disguised as a calendar — a stark, anti‑design exploration of Scotland as a twelve‑month geographical sentence. Each page delivers bleak humour, minimalist typography, and an unfiltered commentary on the emotional punishment of Scottish weather.

Created and printed in Scotland, this calendar blends brutalism, satire, and modern graphic design. It’s ideal for lovers of dark humour, conceptual art, minimalist aesthetics, and anyone who has ever felt personally victimised by the climate.

Features
• A4 wall calendar
• Brutalist / anti‑design aesthetic
• Dark Scottish humour
• Designed and printed in Scotland
Wrapped in plain, minimalist packaging — functional, understated, and perfectly aligned with the calendar’s brutalist tone. Ready to give without unnecessary joy.

Back Cover Appreciation
“Thank you for completing your sentence. Your endurance of twelve months in geographical captivity is noted. You are free to go — until next year.”

A calendar for those who find beauty in bleakness.