A calendar designed for people who don’t need cheering up.

The Brutalist Scottish Calendar 2027 is an anti‑inspirational guide to Scottish realism — twelve months of meteorological disappointment, bleak humour, and unapologetic honesty. Featuring stark black‑and‑white design and a sad‑faced Scotland, this calendar captures the emotional climate of the nation more accurately than any forecast.

Handmade in Scotland it’s ideal for lovers of conceptual art, dark humour, minimalist design, and anyone who has ever stepped outside and regretted it.

• A4 wall calendar
• Brutalist / anti‑design aesthetic
• Dark Scottish humour
• Designed and handmade in Scotland
• Wrapped in plain, joyless packaging that reflects the emotional climate of Scotland. Functional, minimal, and suitably bleak — ready to give without raising anyone’s spirits.

Thank you for participating in this experiment in Scottish realism.
Your endurance of twelve months of meteorological disappointment is noted and mildly respected.”

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