Scottish Mythical Creatures Having a Breakdown — 2027 Calendar

If you’ve ever felt a wee bit mythical… and a lot fed up… this calendar is for you.

Each month features a handcrafted illustration of a Scottish mythical creature having an absolute meltdown — from the Kelpie refusing to deal with January, to the Fairy sparkling against her will, to the Midgie Queen demanding respect, to Nessie hiding from everyone.

Every page is created in my signature patchwork‑folk style: layered collage textures, stitched patterns, cosy cottage clutter, thistles, tartan scraps, handwritten notes, and the occasional nod to everyday Scottish life (yes, even a wee bottle of Irn‑Bru).
These details are part of the storytelling — little cultural touches that make each scene feel familiar, funny, and full of character.

It’s whimsical, humorous, and rooted in Scottish folklore with a modern, relatable twist.

What’s Inside

• 12 original patchwork‑folk illustrations

• Scottish mythical creatures with hilarious “breakdown” quotes

• Handmade textures, collage layers, and thistle details

• A warm, magical Scottish aesthetic throughout

• Clean, easy‑to‑use monthly layout

• Perfect for kitchens, studios, offices, gifts, and anyone needing a smile

Size & Format

• A4 wall calendar

• High‑quality paper

• Wire‑bound with hanging loop

• Printed in Scotland

Perfect For

• Lovers of Scottish humour

• Folklore fans

• People who enjoy cosy chaos

• Anyone who needs a smile each month

• Unique gift‑givers

• Your own wall (you deserve joy too)

A wee note from me

Thank you so much for supporting my artwork.
I hope this calendar brings you a smile, a laugh, and a bit of comfort through the year.
Here’s to gentle days, Scottish magic, and finding humour in the chaos.

— Nicola, dandandesigns